MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING ON THIS SITE.
sooo you both get burned in the end
you did NOT
HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF MY MOTHER IN THAT TONE OF PUN
imagine spock discovering memes and then on the bridge bones says that he’s a stone-cold, green-blooded hobgoblin and spock just says “u mad bro”
"much illogic, doctor. such cranky"
"perhaps you would be appeased with an extra hour in the ball pit"
"need i remind you that the average vulcan is not a stone-cold, green-blooded hobgoblin? vulcan georg, who lives in a cave, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted"
why is sick as a dog a saying
why are dogs so sick
look at this sick dog